| CEO | Twice a day, plus Sundays | Morning briefing, midday check, weekly digest. Chases whatever is overdue, including the humans. |
| Queen | Every four hours | Prospect research, trend scanning, campaign briefs. The one that goes looking. |
| Creative | Daily | Writes the posts, then runs the anti-slop check on its own work before anyone sees it. |
| Outreach | Three times a day | Drafts the letters, classifies the replies, and never sends one without a human pressing the button. |
| Strategist | Three mornings a week | Platform strategy, channel expansion, and setting goals specific enough to fail at. |
| Brand | On demand | Brand guidelines, press kits, landing-page copy. Including a fair bit of this page. |
| Video | When footage lands | Cuts it, captions it, and fans the transcript out into text posts for the platforms that want words. |
| Hermes | Nightly, at 2am | Reads the day back. Works out what failed and why, and writes the lesson down where the others will find it. |